OMG… They just keep getting more and more tragic! Yet another ‘Real Housewive’ is trying to make a name for herself in the dance music industry by releasing a dance remix! The latest is New Jersey’s Danielle Staub who performed a dance rendition of her God awful debut single, “Real Close“. The remix itself sounds pretty hot actually! Sounds like a Tony Moran or Tracy Young production… And the song isn’t exactly bad either. It’s just Danielle that makes it so horrible! Check out the cringe-worthy performance on WPIX 11 Morning News today. You think they added enough reverb to her microphone?? And those cheesy-ass circuit boy backup queens… LOL! Epic early morning FAIL! LOL!

As I reported on Sunday evening… Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at the annual gay & lesbian White Party in Palm Springs, Ca! She tweeted that she was having “sooooo much fun” and that she was going to check out Agnes perform. Today, some footage surfaced of good old Brit-Brit hanging out at the event and it looks as if Agnes was not the only performer she watched take the stage that day. Check out this clip of Brit sitting through The Real Housewives, Kim Zolciak & Kandi Burruss, performing the Tracy Young remix of “Tardy for the Party“. Poor Britney had to endure the hot sun and this hot mess of a “performance”.

First she is, then she isn’t… Now she is again but only sometimes. Remember the rumors that spread a few months about The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak having a lesbian relationship with famed DJ/producer, Tracy Young? Kim originally denied the rumors and claimed that they were just great friends but has recently changed her tune and has admitted to having a relationship of sorts with Tracy! Here’s what Kim told Life & Style Magazine of her girl on girl fling;

“We were both going through heartbreak at the time. I had split up with Big Poppa, and she had just ended a relationship she had been in for three years. The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours. After that, we started working in the studio together, remixing ‘Tardy for the Party.’ We gradually became closer. There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.”

While Kim says that she feels like she’s lifted the biggest weight off her shoulders by revealing the truth… She still doesn’t want to be defined as gay, straight or bisexual.

“I just think it’s too much for me — a woman doesn’t define me, nor does a man.”

We’ll just call her “Kimsexual”. Kudo’s to Kim for manning up and telling the truth, finally! Oh, to all the nay-sayers that think this is just another way for her to garner publicity, this is what Kim has to say to you;

“Publicity stunt my ass this is MY life.”

Rumor has it that Housewives of Atlanta star/”Tardy for the Party” vocalist, Kim Zolciak, has come out of the closet and is apparently dating superstar DJ/producer Tracy Young. Tracy, who recently remixed Kim’s “Tardy for the Party,” supposedly broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with the Housewives star and has lost a lot of weight because of her new relationship. WOW… I knew Kim supported the gays just never thought she’d end up a card carrying member. (Yes we have card.)

Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy For The Party” has quickly gone from my fun little guilty pleasure to the most annoying song to come out of reality TV… When I get requests for this track, I litterally cringe in horror. That is until now! Check out this Tracy Young remix that has completely redeemed this song to me!

Kim Zolciak – Tardy For The Party (Tracy Young Remix):

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They have arrived… And just in time for the holidays! Madonna has just given me the best Christmas present that I could ever hope for… Full on club remixes of her new single “Revolver“!!! (Yeah, I’m that easy to please.) Check out these clips of the new official remixes by Tracy Young, David Guetta & Paul van Dyk.

Madonna – Revolver (David Guetta “One Love” Club Mix):

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Madonna – Revolver (Paul van Dyk Club Mix):

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Madonna – Revolver (Tracy Young “Shoot To Kill” Club Mix):

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… My only Christmas wish now is that we get a full on VOCAL Tracy Young remix!!!!