If you’re planning on having a big celebrity party anytime soon, you might not want to invite both Adam Lambert & Susan Boyle. Especially after the recent comments that Adam made about Susan’s album;

“I’m happy for her success [Susan Boyle], but that album is terrible. “Wild Horses” is the one that just made me laugh the hardest. I just died when I heard it, I was crying with laughter. It was the most horrendous, sacrilegious treatment of that song!”

Is it just me or does anyone else that as a new artist, Adam should keep these kind of thoughts inside his head for while… Especially considering Susan has sold circles around him and his album. Just makes him sound like a bitter-Betty!

Music mogul, Simon Cowell, is currently in the early stages of putting together an all-star charity single to raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. Beyonce, Robbie Williams, Lady Gaga, Wyclef Jean, Susan Boyle, Elton John, Paul McCartney and Leona Lewis are all rumored to be on board for the project which could see a rushed release within 7 to 10 days. (Though I really doubt this will be an accurate roster of artists in the end.) From what I understand, Simon has chosen the REM song “Everybody Hurts” as the charity single that the all-stars will cover. Kudo’s to Simon for using his gift of music to help the people of Haiti.

Susan Boyle may be at the top of her game career-wise right now but the “Wild Horses” singer still has some screws loose when it comes to coping with her new found celebrity status. Most recently, SuBo stunned onlookers at the first-class lounge while she was waiting for a British Airways flight to Chicago to film her Oprah debut. She apparently started dancing and singing songs into the head of a mop as fellow travelers looked on.

“It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene. She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume,” says one first-hand witness.

She apparently then started to polish the other passengers’ shoes with the same mop that she had used as a microphone which prompted some perturbed individuals to make complaints to the staff. Airport employees were called in to try to calm Susan down after she started yelling obscenities… She eventually fled the lounge yelling out; “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped!”

A (very diplomatic) British Airways spokespersonl kinda confirmed the incident by stating; “A customer in the BA lounge on Tuesday was asked to temper their behaviour as it was becoming disruptive.”

Oh how I wish I could have been in that lounge egging her on. Me and Susan would have totally had a mop-head microphone duet moment!!

Doesn’t Susan Boyle’s face look a lot less like a dried up prune with a mustache these days? That’s because the chart topping singer has apparently discovered the magical wonders of Botox and has a Hollywood glam-squad to transform her into this radiant woman in a Grimace costume pictured above!

“I have a new hairdresser and I have discovered Botox, as well as getting my teeth whitened. I’ve lost weight for my own self esteem. It’s all been very important. I was never able to buy myself shoes or nice dresses or go to the hairdresser. I have the closet of a star. Before I had to save and recycle clothes – for example, the outfit I wore on Britain’s Got Talent I had bought for my brother’s wedding.”

Awww… How endearing, actually! Good for her and I wish her much more success and Botox!

After a lengthy and highly impressive run on the top of Billboard’s 200 chart, Susan Boyle will finally been knocked off of her chart topping thrown by new-comer Ke$ha’s debut album, Animal. The “TiK ToK” party girl has actually surpassed projected first weeks sales and is expected to take over the #1 position on Jan 13th. according to Billboard. A feat that current “it” girl Lady Gaga didn’t even accomplish with her Fame Monster album. Congrats Ke$ha!

Susan Boyle may be topping the international charts with her debut album but according to Amazon UK, people may be buying the album to do something OTHER than listen to it. Check out this hilarious screen capture brought to you by Failblog.org.

It hasn’t happened yet but it will if it’s up to 50. The rapper was quoted in saying that he was interested in collaborating with the Britain’s Got Talent breakout star…

“Susan Boyle is hot right now. I got to get her on a track, for real. We’d make a hit… Everyone is talking about her, the lady from Britain’s Got Talent. She’s got an amazing voice, and together we’d get everyone dancing.”

As crazy as it sounds… I actually think 50 is onto something here. I can totally see a hot hip-hop track sampling Susan’s latest single “Wild Horses“. I mean, if Kid Cudi and Sharam can sample Patsy Cline and make a hot single… Why not Susan Boyle?

Sharam ft. Kid Cudi & Patsy Cline – She Came Along:

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The numbers are in and it looks like Susan Boyle is in fact the queen of the Billboard chart as projected. Not only did she nab the number one spot with over 701,000 records sold but she broke the record for highest debut sales for any female artist ince SoundScan began tracking sales. (Yes, higher than Madonna, Britney or any other pop icon.) Susan even beat out pop sensation, Lady Gaga, who came in at a disappointing number 5 on the chart with her Fame Monster album. Even Adam Lambert beat out the so-called “next Madonna” by debuting at #3 with his album, “For Your Entertainment”. Andrea Bocelli’s “My Christmas” album holds strong at #2 on the chart while Rihanna took the #4 spot with her latest effort, “Rated R” to round off the top 5.

Britain’s Got Talent break-out star, Susan Boyle, won’t release her debut album I Dreamed a Dream until November 23rd and it has already broken a record. Amazon is reporting the Susan’s album has broken the record for most pre-sale albums sold from any artist in the company’s history! Wow… What an amazing accomplishment for someone who didn’t even win the talent-competition based reality show. Congrats to Susan!!! Check out this cover of Madonna’s “You’ll See” that’ll be featured on Susan’s record breaking album…

Susan Boyle – You’ll See (Madonna Cover):

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By the way… If you want put your own face on Madonna’s “Celebration” album cover, you can “Celebrate Yourself”  HERE!!

LOL!!!!!!!!

Sharon Osbourne has never been one to mince her words and unfortunately for Susan Boyle, Sharon was as outspoken as ever when interviewed on Sirius XM’s “The Opie & Anthony Show” this week. When asked about X Factor’s break out star Susan Boyle, Sharon tastefully replied with;

“She is a lovely lady. You just want to say ‘God bless’ and here’s a Gillette razor”.

LOL!!!! (It’s so mean but it’s so true!) Sharon went on putting poor Susan on blast by adding;

“God gave her the talent. But he hit her with a fucking ugly stick.”

“I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse… God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy asshole.”

Eloquently spoken, Sharon… Thank God for your delicate British charm.