Lost/Stolen phones Information.

by: Big Mike | May 25th, 2010 | No Comments »

I tried this procedure on my i-phone and it did give me the serial
number, as this article says it will.

I also tried the free directory assistance number from my desk and it
works too. Thought you would want to know.

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LOST/STOLEN CELL PHONE INFO

What to do when your cell phone gets lost. Here is something worth
knowing if you have a mobile phone. Have you ever wondered why phone
companies don’t seem interested in trying to prevent the theft of mobile
phones? If you have ever lost, or had one stolen, and if you are on a
plan, you still have to pay the plan approximately up to 24 months, and
you have to buy another handset and enter into another contract. This is
more revenue for the phone company.

There is a simple way of making lost or stolen mobiles useless to
thieves and the phone companies know about it, but keep it quiet.

To check your mobile phone’s serial number, key in the following on
your phone: star-hash-zero-six-hash (* # 0 6 #) and a fifteen digit code
will appear on the screen. This is unique to your handset. Write it down
and keep it safe.

Should your mobile phone get stolen, you can phone your service
provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your
handset, so even if the thief changes the sim card, your phone will be
totally useless. You probably won’t get your phone back, but at least
you know that whoever stole it can’t use/sell it either. If everybody
did this, there would be no point in stealing mobile phones. You may
want to send this to as many people with mobiles as possible.

No charge for directory assistance. Phone companies are charging us
$1.00 or more for 411 – information calls when they don’t have to. When
you need to use the 411/information option, simply dial 1-800-FREE-411
or 1-800-373-3411 without incurring a charge.

This is information people don’t mind receiving – Pass it on. Works on
home phones and cell phones.

How is this for an idea?

by: Big Mike | May 25th, 2010 | No Comments »

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:
Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number…”

joke of the day

by: Big Mike | May 25th, 2010 | No Comments »

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.” and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: “Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Convertible, Mercedes SL600, and a Porsche Carrera 4 in several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Italy, South Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in California. There is over one hundred and sixty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the bottle back.”

joke of the day.

by: Big Mike | May 21st, 2010 | No Comments »

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

‘Jesus knows you’re here.’

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

‘Jesus is watching you.’

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’

The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’

‘Moses,’ replied the bird.

‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’

Joke of the day.

by: Big Mike | May 17th, 2010 | No Comments »

Nurses don’t laugh

“Of course I won’t laugh”, said the nurse to her patient.
“I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’
The nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery .
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

“I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

…”It’s swollen,” Fred replied.

She ran out of the room

Things are happening in my Life!

by: Big Mike | May 11th, 2010 | No Comments »

Hello everyone,
I have been crazy busy and I wanted to catch up with those of you who are so kind to keep up with my Blog and to say Thank you as well. As life continues with the many struggles we seem to face, it never stops me from realizing things will and are getting better, Maybe not as fast as I would like it too, but it is changing. THANK GOD. I have come to understand as I get older that pactience is so important. I know as many of you are probably working towards making life better for yourselfs you find it becomes a challenge to stay above water. My adive NEVER GIVE UP, believe in yourself and watch your life chance for the better. It will happen. So here is to supporting each other and working towards a better way of live.

What goes around comes around.

by: Big Mike | April 26th, 2010 | No Comments »

The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before.
“Leave me alone,” he growled… To his amazement, the woman continued standing. She was smiling — her even white teeth displayed in dazzling rows.
“Are you hungry?” she asked.
“No,” he answered sarcastically. “I’ve just come from dining with the president.. Now go away.”
The woman’s smile became even broader.
Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm. “What are you doing, lady?” the man asked angrily. “I said to leave me alone.
Just then a policeman came up. “Is there any problem, ma’am?” he asked..
“No problem here, officer,” the woman answered. “I’m just trying to get this man to his feet. Will you help me?”

The officer scratched his head. “That’s old Jack. He’s been a fixture around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?”

“See that cafeteria over there?” she asked. “I’m going to get him something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile.”

“Are you crazy, lady?” the homeless man resisted. “I don’t want to go in there!” Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up.

“Let me go, officer. I didn’t d o anything..”
“This is a good deal for you, Jack,” the officer answered. “Don’t blow it.”

Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner. It was the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived.
The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table. “What’s going on here, officer?” he asked.”What is all this, is this man in trouble?”
“This lady brought this man in here to be fed,” the policeman answered.

“Not in here!” the manager replied angrily. “Having a person like that here is bad for business.”
Old Jack smiled a toothless grin. “See, lady. I told you so. Now if you’ll let me go. I didn’t want to come here in the first place.”
The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled. “Sir, are you familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?”
“Of course I am,” the manager answered impatiently. “They hold their weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms.”
“And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these weekly meetings?”
“What business is that of yours?”
I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company.”
“Oh..”
The woman smiled again.. “I thought that might make a difference.”
She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a laugh. “Would you like to join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?”
“No thanks, ma’am,” the officer replied. “I’m on duty.”
“Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?”
“Yes, ma’am. That would be very nice.”
The cafeteria manager turned on his heel. “I’ll get your coffee for you right away, officer.”
The officer watched him walk away… “You certainly put him in his place,” he said.
“That was not my intent… Believe it or not, I have a reason for all this.”
She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest. She stared at him intently.
“Jack, do you remember me?”
Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes. “I think so — I mean you do look familiar.”
“I’m a little older perhaps,” she said. “Maybe I’ve even filled out more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very door, cold and hungry.”
“Ma’am?” the officer said questioningly. He couldn’t believe that such a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry..
“I was just out of college,” the woman began. “I had come to the city looking for a job, but I couldn’t find anything. Finally I was down to my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment.. I walked the streets for days. It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I
saw this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to eat.”
Jack lit up with a smile. “Now I remember,” he said. “I was behind the serving counter. You came up and asked me if you could work for something to eat. I said that it was against company policy.”
“I know,” the woman continued. “Then you made me the biggest roast beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go over to a corner table and enjoy it. I was afraid that you would get into trouble. Then, when I looked over and saw you put the price of my food in the cash register, I knew then that everything would be all right…”
“So you started your own business?” Old Jack said.
“I got a job that very afternoon. I worked my way up. Eventually I started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered..” She opened her purse and pulled out a business card. “When you are finished here, I want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He’s the personnel director of my company. I’ll go talk to him now and I’m certain he’ll find something for you to do around the office.”
She smiled. “I think he might even find the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you get on your feet. If you ever need anything, my door is always open to you.”
There were tears in the old man’s eyes. “How can I ever thank you?” he asked.
“Don’t thank me,” the woman answered. “To God goes the glory. He led me to you.”
Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance before going their separate ways.. “Thank you for your help officer,” she said.
“On the contrary, Ms. Eddy,” he answered. “Thank you. I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget, And thank you for the coffee.”
Have a Wonderful Day. May God Bless You always and don’t forget that when you “cast your bread upon the waters,” you never know how it will be returned to you. God is so big He can cover the whole world with his Love and so small He can curl up inside your heart.

Joke of the Day…

by: Big Mike | April 16th, 2010 | No Comments »

THE CRUISE

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
All packed for the cruise ship – all my sexiest dresses and
make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today – seems a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.

DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY . DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sunburned, went inside to drink at piano bar for
rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. He told me if I didn’t let him have his way with me,
he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
Saved 1600 lives today – twice.

Thought for to day

by: Big Mike | April 7th, 2010 | No Comments »

The very nature of kindness, Is to spread it. If you are kind to others,Today they will be kind to you, and tomorrow to someone else. Anything worth having is worth sharing as well. Loving and Living Life.

Passion Fruit Margarita

by: Big Mike | March 29th, 2010 | No Comments »

Oh summer is upon us and as many of you will do, you’ll find yourself out by the pool enjoying the warmth of the sun. Well here is a refreshing drink you may just want to take with you and maybe share with those who join you.

Lime juice
Salt
ice
1 1/2 oz. Gold Tequila
1 oz. Cointreau
1 table spoon passion fruit fruit syrup
1 oz. of fresh squeezed lime juice
pulp and seeds of 1 fresh Passion fruit
lime wedge for decorating.

Frost the rim of your Margarita glass by moistening it with a lime wedge and then pressing it into the salt. Put some ice cubes into a shaker with your Tequila, Cointreau,passion fruit syrup, lime juice and half of the passion fruit pulp, Now shake it well. Double strain into your salted rimmed glass and add your lime wedge, and enjoy your drink out by the pool. Enjoy the heat and water as well.